I probably could have done this in one post with the formatting corrected, but I didn't want to risk it.

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Goody... A lame setup, and Jade's back. Let's just get this over with before I try hanging myself.

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Well, this is my third try sporking this chapter.  Let's hope for the best.  And happy birthday, zelda_queen!

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The plot is about to start. Yay.

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(Sporker's note: there was so much worthy of so much bile that I had to split the post in half again.  Sorry about that.)

Man Called True: I had a situation here. The Emperor took one look at the next chapter and refused to have anything to do with it. Same goes for Golbez and Laguna. Yes, folks, it just goes downhill from here. So…I had to call in ( Read more... )

It just... gets... dumber.

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Hang onto your headwear, folks, this one's gonna hurt.

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Wherein almost the entire chapter is a fight scene.  Brace yourself.

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